Friday, December 30, 2005

Ea-sy! Ea-sy!


Ea-sy! Ea-sy!

Glentoran 1 Linfield 4


Delighted on the one hand, but as the eternal perfectionist, disappointed we didn't win by more.

This was my first game in months, and my mates were fearful that i would be a 'scud'. Never have I been so confident or optimistic going into a 'Big One' game, and this worried me, as cockiness can often be your downfall, but this time it proved to be well-placed as we tore our nearest rivals apart.

Finally I saw what all the fuss was about. Our first half performance was simply top-class. We came out all guns blazing, forced a save out of their keeper within 2 minutes, a couple of corners, and opened the scoring on 4 minutes from Winkie Murphy (who was immense yesterday, one losing one header all day and out-muscling the awful reject Morgan) after a great cross from a short corner (incidentally, our HUNDREDTH goal of the season, a European record, and the 1000th under the stewardship of FDJ). After that, we just took them apart with simple pass and move, Oran Kearney almost chipped Morris after running 40 yards, and Ferguson incredibly missed an open goal from the rebound, then he went close with another header. But we weren't to be denied. 2 rapid-fire goals just after the half-hour, the first turned in by Ferguson after great work and a super left-footed (!) cross from Michael Gault, then a header from Pistol Pete after an overhead knock-on from Ferguson again. Thompson tortured the Glens defence with his pace and sharpness. The Glens had no answer, their only chance falling to Sissy Morgan after our injured keeper couldn't kick the ball, but Sissy hit it straight it at the shaken Mannus.

3-0 at half time, game over, and the gates at the home end had to be opened to let all the Glenmen OUT! A surprising number did stay till the bitter end, to be fair. Cue songs of 'Ea-sy!' complete with wrestling/ Soccer AM style clapping, and many choruses of 'Jingle Bells' from the gloating Bluemen, waving in delight to all the planes passing overhead upon take-off from the nearby City Airport.

5 minutes into the second half, we scored the goal of the game, and a goal that, had it been scored by Shearer or Henry in the Premiership, would have been played over and over on TV. Good football in midfield releases Kearney down the left. He seems to have hit his cross too far, evading the crowd of players standing in anticipation around the penalty spot. From nowhere, Spike Ferguson appears round the back, shapes perfectly and cracks it on the volley back into the far corner of the net. Totally unstoppable, and the cue for scenes of disbelief and delight among the Bluemen. Plenty of licks of 'Cheer Up Roy Coyle', 'We Love You Linfield' and continual chants of 'Ea-sy! ea-sy!' ensue.

And then, in my opinion, we took our foot off the gas a bit, and i'm a bit gutted by that. We even missed ANOTHER penalty (our EIGHTH miss in 12 attempts), Fergie's penalty for his hat-trick being saved by Morris. Fegir then put a couple of headers wide that he would normally have buried. We seemed to stop competing for every ball, the Glens had more space, and scored a consolation on 86 minutes, cheered ironically by Bluemen and Glenmen who decided they'd chant 'easy' :) I was so pissed off with this, for the simple reason that I have never seen Linfield beat Glentoran by 4 clear goals, and this is as good a chance as we're likely to get. But still, spending the night in an East Belfast pub among miserable Glenmen cheered me no end :)

MOTM: Probably Fergie, though Winkie in defence was immense, Gaulty was everywhere, and Jim Ervin at right-back was brilliant in defence and attack, and the lifelong Bluemen certainly lapped up the celebrations afterwards!

Never have I seen us so comprehensively dominate them. That's 3 spankings in a row we've given them now since the horror of that 2-3 title loss game last season: 4-2 in the Setanta, 3-0 in the CIS final, and now 4-1 in the league. Happy days.

I can't believe Roy Coyle played 4-3-3, we have 4 big midfielders who overpowered a 4-man Glentoran midfield in the CIS final, so Coyle takes one out? It made it even easier for us.

The win puts us 10 points clear, and it'll take a miracle for us to lose the league now. I truly believe we have an historic opportunity to do a clean sweep this season, given the poor quality of the league and the ineptitude of our biggest rivals. Who knows, with a bit of luck.

And the Boxing Day unbeaten run continues, 17 years and counting...

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Setanta All-Ireland Cup 2006


Did I tell you we are reigning Champions of Ireland?

Group A

Linfield (holders)
Shelbourne
Glentoran
Derry City

I'm none too happy with this draw. It's probably the toughest draw we could have got (despite the fact that Cork City won the Eircom League). Setanta will be delighted with it, as it's the one that guarantees the highest ratings. Originally I thought that the old 'heated balls' would come into play to keep Linfield and Derry City apart after the events of February [link to jh], but as it turns out, my faith in the randomness of draws has either been restored, or this group was put together deliberately. It's a cracking draw football-wise and Setanta will no doubt be delighted with it, but we will have to do very well to progress from the group. Ah well as the old saying goes, if you want to win something you have to beat the best. But I remain disappointed. Why?


1. Shelbourne: they may have had a disappointing sesaon, triggered off in no small part by our convincing defeat of them back in May, but the had a strong last third of the season and Pat Fenlon will no doubt have them back stronger than ever again next season. Let's not forget Shels are full-time and took the Glens apart (2-1 and 4-1) in July in the Champions League qualifiers.

2. Glentoran: Our 3-0 win over them at the weekend would make you think I'd be delighted to play them. But no. This will now mean we will play Glentoran at least 6 times this season (2 league, 1 CIS cup, 1 CA Shield, 2 Setanta) with probably a seventh in the Irish Cup. Familiarity not only breeds contempt, but it breeds a certain boredom and takes the crunch out of encounters. Considering we played them 7 times last season too, a little break would have been welcome.

3. Derry City: I am still amazed we were drawn together. I thought it was a cert we would be kept apart, after what happened to our supporters coming out of the Brandywell after the friendly there back in February. Put simply, security arrangements INVOLVING THE PSNI are going to have to be put in place very soon, or a) the games will be for home supporters only, or b) Linfield refuse to fulifll the fixture if the safety of their supporters cannot be guaranteed. We cannot run the risk of being sitting ducks for a mob of republican hood scumbags outside the ground again, policed by no-one except ex-Provos. I've heard it mentioned that there may be another way for Linfield fans to enter the ground. All I want is that the safety of visiting fans is secure.

This will really test the credentials of a future all-Ireland league. Derry City are seriously handicapped by the location of their ground, and the seemingly no-go area status for the police in that part of the Bogside. Don't get me wrong, I'm very excited by the games with Derry, it will be our first competitive fixtures in 34 years. Some are even speculating that these two were paired together on purpose to 'test the waters', so to speak. The problem is that there is going to be a media frenzy in the build-up to the game (it doesn't help that we play at the Brandywell in our penultimate group game, with no doubt a load at stake) which will no doubt attract hangers-on of all hues. Linfield now have a travelcard scheme in place for contentious away matches, and I have no doubt that genuine Derry fans will behave impeccably. But it's getting in and out that will be our problem and if that cannot be guaranteed or should the same scenes happen again, I fear for Irish League football. Fingers crossed...

Carlsberg don't do weeks...


For you 'farriners': What's Loughgall famous for?

To paraphrase the famous TV spot slightly. Linfield scraped a 2-1 win away to Loughgall last night, Thompson and that man Ferguson again being the heroes. To use a cheesy cliche, truly a sign of Champions, getting results even when you play badly :)

Bu the icing on the cake was Glentoran's 2-1 home defeat against Ballymena, just days after our duffing of them. So much for the 'big reaction'. So now we are 5 points clear at the top, and the Glens now have their 2 biggest games of the season lined up, Portadown away, a place they haven't won at for years, and Linfield at home on Boxing Day, a fixture they haven't come out on top in in 17 years! The results of these two matches will define the Irish League season.

The Glentoran fans are not a happy bunch, and it in part shows the fickleness of football fans. 8 months ago, when their Linfield reject M*rgan scored a last-gasp goal against us to more or less secure the title, they were in ecstasy. Now, 5 point behind us, some want Coyle out. Let's put things in perspective. Glentoran have lost 1 league match this season. In fact, they have only dropped 7 points in 12 games. Coyle is one of their most successful ever managers. They still have a chance to put things right. I would wager their points total is on a par with last season, it's just that Linfield have raised the bar this season.

On the other hand, by all accounts they are playing diabolically and grinding out results. This season, we are witnessing possibly one of the weakest Irish Leagues in history. Coyle has fallen out with some of his top players. He failed to strengthen sufficiently during the summer. The parallels with Linfield last season are startling. We lost a league game to Ballymena at home. We lost the CIS cup final to the Gurns. We were playing crap and still grounding out results. OUr manager's position was being questioned by fans. I look forward to them being as successful as us in the league last season ;)

The Glenmen shouldn't be surprised. I haven't witnessed them retain a league title in my lifetime. It is a Linfield speciality to piss on their parade after a league win and reimpose themselves yet again.

Roll on Boxing Day, I'll be there...

Monday, December 12, 2005

League Cup Winners 2005/06


League Cup Winners 2005/06




Hat-Trick Hero Spike (Thanks to South Stand Says Gallery again for the great pics)

And live TV humiliators of Glentoran once again. THREE - NIL! Finally the spanking I was yearning for. AND we missed a penalty (again!) and hit the bar! As Full-Time Supporter said in his text, EASY EASY!

MOTM was astonishingly Glenn Ferguson, with a magnificent hat-trick. I say astonishingly as his recent record against the Glens is less than impressive: 1 goal previously in 25 games! He was the subject of much debate on I.L.F. during the week, most of it negative. That should have silenced a few, but it is about time he did that, it almost makes up for previous failures.

I didn't find out the result till 9pm, Full-Time Supporter had deleted my number, which I was unaware of, I had been waiting for a text since full-time, and so I thought no news was bad news. I didn't want to contact him as I had friends staying and knew that if I found out for sure that we had lost to the Scumdogs from the East, that i'd be fu cked off all night, but eventually couldn't wait any more. Boy, was I a happy bunny. Those fu ckers luckily beat us in the final last year, and we have been long overdue a proper spanking of them. Now lads, a similar result in the Boxing Day fixture (we're unbeaten in Boxing Day matches in 17 years) would make my Christmas.

The Linfield bandwagon goes rolling on...

TeBe won 2-1 in the Berlin Cup to march on. Report as always from Doughnut Boy here.

And Gillingham won THREE - NIL too! "Ronnie Jepson, he's keeping us up!"

What a weekend! I love this game sometimes.

Thursday, December 8, 2005

Vive le Maccers



Player of the Month (Thanks to South Stand Says (Thompo?) for the pic)

So Maccers has finally got the recognition he deserves, being voted Harp Football Writers Player of the Month for November. Well done big man. I always knew Maccers would come good. Had an argument about him with a mate in Belfast last Christmas who said that if Maccers was rejected by Portadown, then he wasn't good enough for us. I reckoned it was due to fitness and injury problems, and thought he would shine. Plus, Ronnie has been known to make big mistakes. This is one of them.

I wrote it before on my other blog, but it's worth mentioning again.

"This guy is my favourite player. He may be overweight, a bit slow and he struggles to last 60 minutes of a match (bit like me, some people might say, and they'd be right, maybe that's why I like him :) ). But he's currently the only midfielder at the club who can put the foot on the ball, look at what options are available and pick a Blue shirt out with a pass. He has a footballer's brain, an absolute boon when those those around him are powerhouse headless chickens. Our team is much more balanced when he's on the pitch. Plus he gets stuck in too. Vive le Maccers, as our French chooms don't say.

Best moment: some might choose any of the 3 goals he scored vs. the Gurns last season, especially the 20-yard cracker at the Oval on THAT day, but my favourite is a goal he scored up at Coleraine last season. He played a lovely one-two with Spike, a little feint took him round the keeper before he slotted it in from a tight angle, right in front of us. Lovely.

Worst moment: getting sent off vs. the Gurns in an Irish Cup game after headbutting an (admittedly hateful) opponent THREE minutes into the game. Many think esteemed leader DJ wound him up too much in the dressing room before the game. It dropped us right in the shit, but he was close to tears upon leaving the pitch."

Monday, December 5, 2005

Blue is the Colour


The White Vieira


The mighty Linfield go marching on. We won 6-0 on Friday night away to Distillery, and even missed a penalty, the bazillionth in a row since the end of the season (our penalty record must be one of the worst in the world this season, I kid you not). Michael Gault (!),aka 'The White Vieira', not known for his goalscoring prowess and someone who has been a bit too keen on the WKDs this season, scored a hat-trick. Apparently we are playing some delightful stuff. But this result shows once again just how poor the league has become this season. Apparently Glentoran are playing abysmally but are still unbeaten domestically (as are we) and are only 2 points behind us in the league.
Anyway, something's got to give on Saturday, in the final of the CIS League Cup, live on BBC1 NI. The season really starts here. It is about time we gave the Glens another beating, but to use a old cheesy cliche, 'current form goes out the window in Blues-Glens matches'. I have a bad feeling, I hope this is a good omen, we played this lot last season in the final too and that time, i felt confident despite our injuries, and we lost. Time to establish supremacy over Satan's Disciples from the East.


Typical Glentoran b*llshit in the lead-up to the final. Here's their boss and his thoughts on the final, bear in mind that Glentoran are only 2 points behind us in the league:


Glentoran boss Roy Coyle admits that Linfield will be huge favourites going into Satuday's CIS Insurance League Cup final at Windsor Park.
"From a bookmaker's point of view, the Blues will be clear favourites to win the cup," Coyle told the News Letter.

"Indeed they will be huge favourites considering the number of goals they are scoring and the fact that they will have home advantage.

"But I have a lot of faith in my guys. Don't forget we are also unbeaten."

Coyle said that people imagined that there must be a crisis at the Oval this season the way things have been going.

"Far from it," said Coyle. "We are nicely placed, two points off the pace in the Championship.


Penis. Must have been on the vodka again.

As for TeBe, 3 wins in a row now after an impressive 4-1 win over a fading Yesilyurt, with Micha Fuss Fuss Fuss back to the form of old, scoring all four goals. I am now confident of survival going into the second half of the season. Our trainer question has yet to be decided, but surely Raicko, if he wishes to continue, will be given the job on a permanent basis given the upturn in fortunes since his arrival. Maybe get someone with more experience in as his assistant during the winter break and get the Maschkes the hell out.

And the Gills had a good weekend too. They didn't have a match, so they didn't lose, ergo it was a good weekend :)

Armchair Supporter

An occasional column dedicated to the matches I watch on TV


Clumsy Carew

I watched Olympique Lyon defeat Paris Saint Germain 2-0 early on Staurday evening. Lyon were in control more or less from start to finish, Fred scoring after 5 minutes and Carew scoring just before the end. It wasn't a great match, and to be honest not many Lyon matches are, but I tell you what, they are a great side who have a good chance of going all the way in the Champions League this season. They work so hard for each other, their pressing game when they are not in possession of the ball is incredible, they are so solid, with possibly the best goalkeeper in Europe (Coupet) at the moment, and they have players capable of creating something out of nothing. Step forward Juninho, Tiago and... Carew. Carew is such a clumsy player at times, witness his almost falling over the ball on Staurday, but he has scored in almost every match, witness his recovery from the near-stumble and his unstoppable shot seconds later.

PSG were toothless, Tobias' favourite Rothen was ineffective, and one of my favourites (from Championship Manager!), Pauleta, didn't get a sniff.

Lyon are 11 points clear and as dominant here as Chelsea are in England. Boring!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Ronnie Golden Balls


My hero

Ronaldinho was awarded the 50th Ballon d'Or last night in Paris as the best player in Europe in 2005. Frank Lampard was second and Stevie G third.

Now while I love Ronaldinho and think he is a hero, I don't think he really desreved it this year. If anything, I think he was head and shoulders above anyone else on the planet in 2004, even if he won nothing that season. One only has to look at Barca's record in the first half of 2004 and how many of those games Ronnie won on his own, to see how good he was. I know he won La Liga and the Confederations Cup in '05, but I just felt his influence was less. I would have given it to Lampard. The amount of goals he scores for a midfielder, and his general all-round contribution, is phenomenal.

Anyhow, well done little Ronaldo :)

Blue is the colour...


Pistol Pete (Thanks once again to Thompo for the pic)

And then there were two. What a result for the Blues, blasting away the title challenge of third-placed Portadown 4-0, with 2 more goals for Pistol Pete, who surely will be snapped up by a cross-channel club in the January transfer window. If we'd have had this victory last season instead of an over-cautious 0-0 draw three games from the end of the season, we'd have won the league. But the Glens are hot on our tails after winning 3-0. Next up for the Blues? League Cup Final on Saturday. The opponents? Glentoran, who else? (stop press: just been movd to Saturday week as George Best's funeral is on Saturday)

As for the others, Gillingham were roundly spanked 5-0, a result that scares me, we don't cave in like that too often. A new manager had better be installed quicksmart.

TeBe, who visited the world-famous Torgelow in Vorpommern, pulled off a 2-1 win but are still deep in relegation trouble. Good report and pics again from the TeBe Party Army Boy.

By the way, excuse the messiness of the site at times, with random tables and stuff, trying to sort it out and make it snazzy and informative but as a html novice, still haven't got the hang of it. Give me time...

Monday, November 21, 2005

Blue is the colour...


Thanks to Thompo for the pic

A pretty good weekend for my teams. Linfield had their 5-0 'Pflichtsieg' (expected victory, Andy boy?) over Armagh with a hat-trick from past-it fatboy Ferguson ;), the Gills managed a rare win over Hartlepool (Neale Cooper's two former clubs, incidentally) and TeBe... Won NINE - nil!! OK, the first XI of our opponents were missing due to complicated backroom turmoil, and we beat the first XI 4-0 last season, but a win's a win when you're at the bottom. Good report from AndyBoy here .

In other news, Rangers got hammered 3-0 by Celtic to leave them 15 points behind in the SPL and to leave Alex McLeish's days truly numbered. His tropy haul is impressive, but 2 wins in 12 ain't good enough for Rangers, and you're measured by your record compared to Celtic. What a turnaround. At the beginning of August, after Celtic's embarrassment in the CL and defeat to Rangers, everyone wanted Strachan out. Patience here paid off. In Rangers' case however, patience has been displayed for months as the crap performances accumulated (my bro can vouch for one, having been at the 1-1 home draw with Inverness...) and with a manager who performed wonders at Hearts before his chairman started meddling in team affairs waiting in the wings, again it's time for a change I think.

Armchair Supporter


My hero

I watched Real Madrid vs Barcelona on Saturday night in the one bar in Moutiers that's open with my 'neutral' Spanish flatmate. (By the way, Canal+ showed the game in full, but an hour later than the actual kick-off, a most curious set-up, the game actually having been over for an hour but you're still there following the action as if it were live).

What a game. What a player. What a team. Plenty of chances, a high tempo, incredible technique, [in cliche mode] football truly was the winner *grins*.

Ronaldinho was magnificent, I thought he looked disinterested in the first half, but the two goals he scored were sublime. How exactly do you stop him? You can't stand up to him or he's past you in a shot. But he's so fast too and if you commit yourself to a tackle, he's away in the other direction.

What impressed me most was the Real fans applauding Ronaldinho after his second goal. I've only ever seen this before once, when Ronaldo took Man Utd apart at Old Trafford one night. Truly fair play *lump in throat appears*. Though one suspects they wouldn't have reacted in the same way if Eto'o had scored two such goals.

Next up is Lille vs Benfica on Wednesday in the Champions League...

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Cooper Resigns!



Gone (from gillsconnect.com)

Good going, 2 out of the 3 managers of my teams have quit so far this season, and the one i really want rid of is as safe as houses! (only half kidding...)

Anyway, the story can be found here :

Neale Cooper has resigned as manager of Gillingham just five months after filling the Priestfield hot seat. Cooper, whose family still live in Inverness, won 7 games during his 22 game stint at Priestfield, but was forced to deal with an injury nightmare and sign players with virtually no budget.
Recent defeats against Walsall and non-league Burscough in the FA Cup may have forced Cooper to resign, with the former manager stating unacceptable recent results made his mind up to resign out of respect for the club.


Can't say I'm surprised (my ST-holder mate Neil said the same thing). Fair enough, he had little or no money to play with, and had his best striker sold on the eve of the season, but results have been appalling, and sometimes a change is necessary.

It begs the age-old question: whose fault is it, the manager's or the players'? I'm afraid I feel it's the manager's here, despite Scally and some players saying the players didn't do the biz.

Even with the trimmed-down squad, we should still have enough quality to be comfortable in this league. Playing 4-5-1 at home in your first match on the opening day of the season sets your stall out for what is to come. Leaving your best most creative player on the bench when you aren't scoring goals doesn't help. And signing lots of dodgy questionable lower league Scotsmen in the hope of unearthing the next Andy Thompson is a desperate tactic. Results have been a disgrace. A manager lives or dies by them.

Good luck in the future Neale.

Thompson for Ulster!



The boy done good. He came on in the 75th minute, apparently showed some nice touches, didn't look out of place and did more than players like Andy Smith and Steve Jones have ever done for Norn Iron.

Here's what the Beeb
(the nationwide version!) had to say about it:

The Belfast fans were also able to celebrate the appearance of Irish League star Peter Thompson.
The Linfield striker, with 18 goals this season, came on as a substitute for James Quinn with 14 minutes left.


Well done Pistol Pete!

Monday, November 14, 2005

Lila-Weisse Allez...

Oddset-Cup 3rd Round

TeBe 3 - 0 Tuerkiyemspor

(Fuß, Lemcke, Weidner)

OK, so it was only a Berlin Cup match, and we only beat probably our kindest 'rival' in the whole league, but at last we win again and hopefully gain a much-needed morale boost going into the last league games before the winter break, starting with Anker Wismar on Friday.

Report and some nice photos of the Mommse here from the Party Army Reporter.

Gills Doomed?


Scally by name...

My disastrous comment of a week back is beginning to look optimistic. Here is a taster of what Paul Scally, dodgy Gills chairman, said here on gills connect:

Mr Scally said this is going to be a make or break week for Gillingham Football Club. The majority of fans may have forgotten the ITV Digital collapse, but clubs like mine are still feeling the full devastating effects of it.


This is not looking good. I hark you back to something said on Jim Hancot's blog in May:

The Gills are now in danger of falling apart altogether, we're still heavily in debt after ITV digital collapsing a few years ago. The good players will probably leave or be sold, the squad will decrease, Stan Ternent probably won't stay on and the future looks bleak.


Oh dear.

Thompo for Ulster!


Thompo, King of Ireland


Linfield's star striker, Peter Thompson, is likely to make his debut for Northern Ireland during the game with Portugal on Wednesday night.

It is a fitting reward for a player who has banged in 18 goals so far this season, including 3 hat-tricks in a row. The only problem is, the mainland vultures are circling, and he'll probably leave during the January transfer window, leaving us desperately short of cover up front.

Here is the story from the Beeb:

Linfield's Peter Thompson is ready to take the huge step from part-time Irish League football to playing for Northern Ireland against Portugal.


NI manager Lawrie Sanchez has hinted that the 20-year-old postman from east Belfast will play some part in the Windsor Park friendly on Tuesday.


Well done Thompo. More on him later.

Armchair Supporter

An occasional column dedicated to those games I watch on TV.


Owen heads the winner


I was in Chambery at the weekend staying with English and Scottish mates. We got watching the second half of the Argentina - England game. What a match. What a finish. I thought England had played average up till that point, lots of stray passes, no movement, bereft of ideas, the only real spark coming as usual from Rooney. But then Crouch came on and ruffled a few feathers, and up popped Owen with 2 great headers. England shouldn't get carried away, the old faults are still there, and I think without Rooney, they're average. But it'll boost their confidence.



Nice kits

France 0 Germany 0

Terrible match, and *whisper it* I thought the Germans played well. France were poor, again, without ZZ, they have no variety and nothing to offer. Germany were competitive, committed, the usual teutonic qualities. Ballack's still a cnut though.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Part-Time Supporter Take 2

Here we go again... blogspot.com has more features and is more flexible than myblog.com, so I'm moving...

Well, I've decided that as football is pretty much a large part of my life (even though I'm crap at it) and that a lot of my blog was being taken up by it and that politics and football don't REALLY mix, that I'd create my own football blog, dedicated mainly to Linfield FC, the real love of my life, but also to TeBe Berlin and Gillingham (and any other teams in places I've lived, eg Barcelona and Lyon).

By its very nature, this blog will be composed to a large extent of secondary sources or information gleamed from people ' at the coal face' and as such I'll be grateful to my trusty reporters witnessing all the tensions, the pain and the glory as they happen, but on the occasions I'm actually IN Belfast, Berlin or Medway, I'll give my own version of events.

Being a exiled fan, by choice or due to other commitments, is a totally different experience: waiting for the Saturday evening phonecall that could make or break your night; seeing that Aiden O'Kane scored again and drawing the conclusion that he can't be THAT bad even though your mates tell you he was the usual lapper for the rest of the game, shirked out of tackles and touched the ball 6 times; seeing your team has won 4-0 but yet hearing they played shit, and somehow failing to reconcile the two; listening to the game on the radio via the internet and the strange umbilical experience that this provides (from the high of winning the league vs the Glens in 03/04 (while in Barcelona), to the low of losing it the following year to a last-second goal from a striker we released at the beginning of the season (while in Berlin), being a fan in exile evokes a feeling of helplessness yet comfort at the same time: you can't verbally will your team on, yet you don't have to be there to witness another god-awful performance. It doesn't make you any less of a supporter though, just a different kind of one.